“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” -Proverbs 19:20-21
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Thursday, July 8, 2010
This is SO funny, you must read it!!!
Typical Left brain introvert-ness that I often see in Cricket... I found it on the Savvy Club Website! Read on...
The "I gotta pee" stance. (when he doesn't really have to go)
The "yes I'm listening to your reins with my head, but my feet are gonna keep going where I want to go" walk.
The 'slightly faster than usual walk whilst your asking me to trot so that I get to the back of the ride before you actually manage to get me into trot!'
The 'I know you can't steer so I'm gonna cut right across the middle of the menage & go to the back of the ride'
Oooh I have the worst itch ever and can't possibly move until you have stood and scratched it for me for 10 minutes.
What that? That looks scary! Is that a lovely patch of grass right next to it! I had better eat some to help me get over my fear!
The minute I pick up the reins, "Oooohhh wait I gotta scratch an itch--on your leg!!!".
I just gotta scratch my leg... la la la scratch scratch BITE OF GRASS scratch scratch YUMMM.. Honest i'm scratching!! Mwahahaha she'll never be able to lift my head....'
"I'm done riding now so I think I'll just lay down here to take a rest"
Pretending to get a drink of water--from an empty bucket.
Pretend lameness.
Won't do the thing you asked for - but offers another behavior that has earned a reward in the past.
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